I will be less cynical. Sarcasm and withering criticism are to social media what static is to AM radio. There’s no need for one more person’s trying too hard to be funny.
I won’t start or join a “pile-on.” If I wouldn’t publicly shame a person in real life, I shouldn’t do it online.
I will tweet unto others as I would have others tweet unto me.
I won’t be so preoccupied with my phone that I forget the people around me. If at any time I feel defensive when someone suggests I take a break, I should interpret my defensiveness as a sign they’re right.
I will be more concerned with saying what is true and helpful than building my “brand.” If someone says something better than I said it, that’s not a problem.
I won’t repost meanness or trollishness, not even to mock it.
I will always feel free to not chime in.
I won’t “hate-click” or “hate-share.” In the new writing economy, there is no such thing. (see resolution #6)
I will actively seek out and share the wisdom of others, rather than see it as a threat.
I won’t sneer at those who do the opposite of these resolutions, since I already know I myself will fail them.